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We grade the charts
and feed you
the best cuts.

One free dashboard: your tickers graded for bullish swing setups every session, the top setup across the whole herd, the market read around them, and the receipts on every call we've made. No charge, no card.

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What you get

Add your list. We do the rest.

The grading happens every session whether anyone is watching or not. Adding your list costs it nothing, which is why the account is free.

  1. Your watchlist

    Up to 5 tickers, graded on the daily and weekly charts every session. Anything we don't already track joins the herd from the next close on, and every card opens the ticker's full page — live chart, calendar, news, who's been buying.

  2. Tonight's top setup

    The strongest setup across the whole herd after every close, with the chart we drew — whether it's on your list or not.

  3. The alert

    An email the night one of yours makes the cut: what changed on the setups you follow and anything new on your list, each with its chart and a link to its page. Quiet nights send nothing.

  4. Saved setups

    Save any setup and it keeps the chart from the day we found it, then keeps reporting — triggered, target hit, stopped out — until the call resolves.

  5. The market read

    How much of the S&P 500 is holding its trend, what options are pricing for the week, where dealer hedging sits, and the macro calendar — readings we take ourselves, after every close.

Track record

Every trade published, win or lose.

The grading finds the setups. We trade the ones that fit our plan, and every one of those trades lands here — win or lose. That is what these numbers are made of.

Account return
+25.94%
Win rate
70.2%
Profit factor
3.57
Max drawdown
−2.92%
Full track record

Realized profit on a $100k account baseline · updated Oct 9.

Cumulative return, closed trades Jun 26 – Oct 6
Cumulative return, closed trades
Date Cumulative return
Jun 26 −0.53%
Jun 29 +1.29%
Jul 1 +2.76%
Jul 7 +0.91%
Jul 8 +5.74%
Jul 13 +3.38%
Jul 15 +3.47%
Jul 16 +2.82%
Jul 21 +6.32%
Jul 22 +5.29%
Jul 30 +8.46%
Aug 3 +9.76%
Aug 4 +14.24%
Aug 5 +19.16%
Aug 6 +17.69%
Aug 7 +18.15%
Aug 13 +19.31%
Aug 24 +22.74%
Aug 25 +24.01%
Aug 27 +24.28%
Sep 8 +25.53%
Sep 14 +25.59%
Sep 17 +25.84%
Sep 18 +25.94%
Sep 30 +25.76%
Oct 6 +25.94%
The 6 most recent closed trades
Closed Ticker Setup Return
Oct 6 ONDS 4h MACD curling MACD curling −0.81%
Oct 6 COIN 4h Bull flag Bull flag +2.30%
Sep 30 UPS 1d Falling wedge Falling wedge −0.55%
Sep 30 SOUN 1d Discretionary Discretionary −8.23%
Sep 18 MARA 4h EMA stack EMA stack +15.06%
Sep 17 RIVN 1d Inverse head and shoulders Inverse head and shoulders +1.16%

Sunday Prime Cuts · free weekly delivery

And on Sundays, a prime cut feast.

Every week we grade the whole herd and keep only what makes the cut: a handful of bullish setups for the week ahead, the Butcher's Pick unpacked end to end, and last week's cuts graded honestly, win or lose. Delivered straight to your inbox Sunday morning — we do the butchering, you do the cooking.

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